Next ... Stephen A. for Stephin Fetchit?

Bet this didn't show up in the transactions section of your sports page this past week ...

WALT DISNEY CO.: Traded the rights to sportscaster Al Michaels to the National Broadcasting Company for cable rights to Friday play of the next four Ryder Cups, increased usage of Olympic highlights and the right to Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.

Sorry, but if I was NBC, I would have held out for Goofy, Pluto and a fourth-round draft pick.